John the nogger killer

John, more known as "The Nogger Killer," is a friend of Arondon. He constantly hunts after Non-Believers in Christmas, and he is very strong. He was forged in a chamber lost to time, within a Casual VC on the PBG Discord. When his name was uttered, he came to life and then shortly after, went evil. This was because, Klutz, who is black, bullied and made fun of him, making him hate black people which is not okay. After he was found in the Yukon, he was raised by Satan's Brother Sateen. Despite his Canadian appearance, his horns are real. He soon after fled, and he found IlluminationsTM "The GrinchTM," and within the theater were many non-believers in Christmas, Klutz was there too. John killed Klutz and he was sent to the void where he was never found again, however, klutz turned out to be the charm that kept the grinch in the movie, because soon after he escaped and started to assault the theater people, and john ran. John was scared, he didn't know what to do.. until he saw Pakkles. Pakkles was a local ArondonGaming fan in the area, and he wanted to kill the grinch. They went into an alliance, and started to hunt for the grinch, but soon after they found frostfur protecting the grinch, saying people can change. They quickly killed her, and she was as dead as a dead person who was as dead as lore. So then immediately after, the writer of this article shot himself. He was bleeding hard.. and hard. He died. This made John lose all hope, he then slowly got possessed by the grinch and he turned into a monster. He went from being an N-word killer to a nogger killer, because he was killing christmas cheer, and well, ya'know? Eggnog? You seriously thought he was racist? What are you? Who are you? What do you think this is, a racist cartoon? Well, needless to say, after John became the Grinch 2, he turned on Pakkles and killed him. He obtained a copy of the Bible and ripped it up, using the shards he evolved and ascended the dimensional plane. It was not too soon after that, Arondon found him, stuffing his mouth with the ripped up shreds of the paper. Arondon ran over, and gave him a present. It was a revival totem. John quickly realized the true meaning of Christmas, and immediately thought to use the revival totem on them. But they could only revive one person, so you'd think they'd revive Pakkles, the best character with the best plot and the most important role in the story, but no, No, They fucking can't. FOR SOME REASON, THEY REVIVED FUCKING FROSTFUR, WHAT? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT FROSTFUR, THEY WERE GOING AFTER THE REVIVAL TOTEM TO REVIVE PAKKLES AND THE REVIVE FUCKING FROSTFUR? THAT FAGGOT? WHAT THE FUCK, I TELL YOU THIS SHOW IS FUCKING STAGED AND ALL WHO MAKE IT ARE CURSED TO HELL AND SHOULD FUCKING GUT THEMSELVES WITH A KNIFE, IT'S BULLSHIT I TELL YOU. FUCKING BULLSHIT, THIS IS ALL STAGED. They were going after Pakkles for hours and then THEY DON'T EVEN REVIVE HIM! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I HOPE ALL THE FROSTFUR FANS DIE JUST LIKE FROSTFUR DID, AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DIES 2 MINUTES LATER TO PROTONTOAD, LEGIT WHAT THE FUCK. THEY FUCKING WASTED IT ON THAT SKINNY JACKASS FUCKING CUNT, I HATE DODGER er- I MEAN FROSTFUR. wait, that was fan fiction? What was the actual ending then? Wait they cancelled the show? God damn it, they couldn't afford to make it anymore because they didn't get enough 3$ Wikipedia donations, fucking cunts, like why can't they do it for free? Like, bruh, this is fucking stupid.

Update: so okay the original plot did involve getting frostfur revived, but she doesn't die and they have a reason to revive her, because she's the only one who can defeat the fortnite Ice king and get to tier 100 so yoshifet and octavio can use their spirit abilities to get Spicyman out of the trance, so he can defeat the grinch by looking away. Soon after, They begin fighting krems who, they lose to every time in both the manga and the anime. Oh well, at least kazz never died. I wish I could get a revival totem for Christmas so I could revive the series from it's grave. Oh well, at least the spinoff, the John Chronicles still exists.

Good news, it's almost christmas. John COULD return.. we will see.