TheDerpPiki

TheDerpPiki is a strong, smart, calm, person. Just kidding, he's a raging alcoholic who's prepared to beat your ass in whatever game you play. He's a super buff dude, despite his weight. his ability to use his hair as an anchor this level himself onto a house in order to meet and see jesus is a very interesting power. He is the titular character in the "Arondon Vs John Doe" Subplot, where Aron gets his account on roblox hacked by the notorious John Doe. Piki started to run, he began to assault the man who stole his bike so he can ride it into the sun where the mobile game "Best Fiends" lives, he worked with it so he could make money to buy mario's asshole to shit on roblox to unban his account. This however also caused his notorious "Shit hair" and he was soon trapped by it. He escaped, and went after John Doe. His Mr Sketch Magic Scented markers are what gave his location away, and led Jane Doe to him. He did defeat Jane Doe, and he took her hair and used it as a prop in a spiderman movie. If you've watched "Into the spiderverse", you'd know that the ladie's hair or the girl spiderman was the one who had that hair. Anyways Pika shot John, and started to beat him the fuck up, but sadly this wasn't enough. John had all the Baldi Notebooks and was strong enough to fuck death over all at once. He then used his playboy magazine in order to shield from deadly Apu radiation. It wasn't enough. Both started dying of racism, but Piki didn't. He was too strong. He immediately did the Whip and Nae Nae simultaneously, and lived. He is the true prophet, and if you deny that you're a nigger <o/